someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
Having seen Robert Downey Jr. go from someone who was a punch line from a late night monologue to the biggest movie star in the world, it just goes to show you that at the end of the day, the talent rises to the top and, if you work hard enough and show that your heart’s in the right place, the public forgives.
MOVIE ABOUT A PERSON WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH DEATH AND CONTINUOUSLY COMMITS MURDER IN ORDER TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH THEM UNTIL DEATH IS FINALLY LIKE “YOU ARE MAKING MY JOB SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TO BE LETS JUST GO OUT FOR A COFFEE OR SOMETHING JESUS FUCK”
- Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
- Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
- Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
One of things I learned from high school: Don’t fill up to the line when you cook To Go Mac ‘n’ Cheese. Fill a little bit under. That way your mac n cheese won’t be all goopy and watery.
Thank you high school friend and her then boyfriend.